Why not have it all?
Fly Me To You
Three Hour Minimum + Travel
Starting at 2,500
Four Hour Minimum + Travel
Starting at 3,000
24 Hour Minimum + Travel
Starting at 7,000
Six Hour Minimum + Travel
Starting at 5,000
Virtual Art Teacher
Love on the Telephone
400 USD per week
1,500 USD per month
Unlimited texting, frequent photo sharing and ample attention.
600 USD per week
2,000 USD per month
All of the above with up to two phone calls per week.
Through a Looking Glass
800 USD per hour
Zoom based date, please kindly add additional funds for shared meals.
Inquire via email for any additional requests not listed here. Screening is required for texting and video dates.
The Fine Print
I truthfully prefer a book or gift bag to an envelope or card, please present it to me at the beginning of our date. If you want to make a strong first impression, I am partial to a crisp fifty dollar bill over any other denomination.
Deposits and Extensions
I require deposits for all dates regardless of the length of our relationship. If a digital transfer is concerning to you I can accept alternative methods. All in date extensions are $1,000 per hour and are not guaranteed, it’s always best to plan ahead.
All dates over two hours must include an activity, preferably one involving food and sparkling wine! I can get moody when hungry, let’s avoid that and enjoy a meal together… For dates over four hours I am always delighted to plan activities for us to do together, from shopping to museums I promise I can show you a fun time.
Travel and Rest
For travel outside a 30 minute radius of San Francisco there is a $250+ travel fee to cover cab fare and time. For any travel by plane I require first class accommodations to keep in good spirits. A full eight hours of rest is preferable to keep my sweet demeanor and six hours is the absolute minimum for uninterrupted sleep.
If you must cancel more than 48 hours before our date at 25% cancelation fee shall be requested to go towards a future date.
If you must cancel within a 48 hour window of our pre-scheduled date a 50% fee shall be requested as compensation for my time.
Please always be well groomed prior to meeting me and maintain a kind and considerate demeanor throughout our date. Should I feel disrespected in anyway our date will be canceled and no refunds shall be made for any remaining time.